*pop!* *pop!* 

ESC: I'm amazed Dolly Parton's boobs haven't exploded yet. They're huge! Forever huge!

Kev: she still looks damn good for her age. She's a senior citizen, but I'd do her. A sexy senior citizen.

ESC: so she's a...SSILF?

Kev: HAHAHAHAHA! YES! a SSILF!

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