Saturday, January 07, 2006
conversations at our house
Me: God, everyone at curves this morning was all "IT'S SO COLD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT GOT SO COLD!" and I just want to yell at these people "IT'S JANUARY! DUH!" Morons.
Kev: They're just making conversation. You knoooowww...we could move to Miami where it's warm. We could be lounging on the beach right now...
Me: Uh huh. getting eaten by ALLIGATORS!
Kev: pfft. You just know where the alligators are and avoid those places!* When I was growing up, I went water skiing, went swimming all over, I never had a problem.
Me: yeah. The problem is, alligators MOVE. They MOVE to the next lake over. A lake that's gator free WON'T be gator free forever!
Kev: oh, stop.
Me: And how people realize that there's now an alligator in their lake is ALL THEIR DOGS GET EATEN!
Kev: hehehehehe...
Me: UH HUH! NOT FUNNY! QUEEQUEG**!!!
Kev: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! That's so not funny, that it's FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
*because alligators post notices when they move in.
**if you get this reference, congratulations. you are as big a geek as we are.
// ranted by evilsciencechick @ 1/07/2006 08:41:00 PM
Kev: They're just making conversation. You knoooowww...we could move to Miami where it's warm. We could be lounging on the beach right now...
Me: Uh huh. getting eaten by ALLIGATORS!
Kev: pfft. You just know where the alligators are and avoid those places!* When I was growing up, I went water skiing, went swimming all over, I never had a problem.
Me: yeah. The problem is, alligators MOVE. They MOVE to the next lake over. A lake that's gator free WON'T be gator free forever!
Kev: oh, stop.
Me: And how people realize that there's now an alligator in their lake is ALL THEIR DOGS GET EATEN!
Kev: hehehehehe...
Me: UH HUH! NOT FUNNY! QUEEQUEG**!!!
Kev: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! That's so not funny, that it's FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
*because alligators post notices when they move in.
**if you get this reference, congratulations. you are as big a geek as we are.
