talking with my parents about the son of my father's cousin (my....3rd cousin?)
Mom: well, all while he was growing up, if you talked to his mother, she ALWAYS said he was going to be a doctor. Oh yes...a DOCTOR.us: *laugh*Mom: then he was going into mortuary science. we even ran into them in Oakland once, looking at the mortuary school there.me: that ever happen?Mom: no.me: so what's he doing now?Mom: he's a bouncer at a strip club.me: ...!Dad: when he needs a date for a family function, I think he just brings one of the girls from the club.**********************
on the phone with my brother
bro: what are you getting grandpa?me: I'm making him a fleece blanket.bro: wow. that's a REALLY good idea.......fuck you!
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