fucking vegetarians 

Me: so she asked me if the soup was vegetarian.

Kev: HAHAHA! NO WAY!

Me: yeah, I told her it had a ton of bacon in it. Her friend is on her own, I guess. Unless she cheats. I've heard when vegetarians cheat, it's usually with bacon.

Kev: if she eats bacon, she's not a vegetarian.

Me: well, if she eats it only every once in a while...once in a blue moon.

Kev: doesn't matter. if you eat meat, you're not a vegetarian.

Me: you're a meat eater, yet you eat vegetables.

Kev: but I eat meat and vegetables all the time. If you occasionally eat meat, you are NOT a fucking vegetarian.

Me: you know, it's not like there are RULES about being vegetarian. Why do you think there are rules? If a someone only eats meat once in a blue moon...

Kev: I'm just fucking SICK of vegetarians. It's like the whole metrosexual thing. Always in your face about being vegetarian and making a big deal...

Me: WHEN? When have you had a vegetarian in your face about it?

Kev: well...not...no. But that's not the point. They COULD do it...I'm just anti-vegetarian.

Me: you're vegetarianist.

Kev: antivegetarianist.

Me: foodist.

Kev: we're a pair, aren't we? good thing we love each other.

Me: yeah, otherwise we'd probably kill each other.

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friday night knits

my current project to avoid working on the shawl is KnitPicks fingerless mittens. I realized at some point that I needed to use a couple of stitch markers. I made some a while back...but they're all on the shawl. I made a quickie pair with some newer beads I got at Wal...ummm...a store of some sort...



Incidently, if anyone LIKES my bead markers, I can make you some for....I dunno...$2 each plus shipping?

Here's the first mitten so far:

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