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...I IM with people who are not Kev. Not that these conversations are ANY LESS ENTERTAINING!
Gloomygus : I just feel like an addict who has finally hit rock bottom & decided I've had enough.
ESC: uh huh
ESC: you take your break
ESC: and then when you can't take it anymore
ESC: you'll come around
Gloomygus : I'll believe it when I see it...until then.
ESC: yeah yeah, you'll wallow in your misery...
ESC: reading blogs and chatting with strange women
ESC: oh, and eating cheetos
Gloomygus : DAMMIT! McSweeny's hijacked my Ninja-theme. Fucking hacks.
ESC: ninja theme?
Gloomygus : You know, how I work ninjas into amusing situations and funny stories?
ESC: under "health watch four silent killers"
Gloomygus : Yeah. Bastard hack-people.
ESC: riiiight
ESC: you're the only one who rights about ninjas
ESC: http://www.ninjapirate.com/battle.html
Gloomygus : Oh, now you're against me?
ESC: hey, dont' blame me...blame the pirates
ESC: I use monkeys to add humor
ESC: everyone likes monkeys
Gloomygus : Yeah, but ninjas are MY thing
ESC: i don't think you own the exclusive rights to ninjas
ESC: ninjas are old school
ESC: you want to "own" something clever, you got to come up with something new
ESC: like "pandas"
Gloomygus : Oh, I feel dizzy
ESC: over ninjas?
Gloomygus : Your suggestion that I adopt pandas as my signature leitmotif.
ESC: well, that was just an example
ESC: (and SHUT UP, pandas are cool)
Gloomygus : Cool? Explain to me why I just threw up in my mouth.
ESC: 'cause you're a freak
Gloomygus : Yeah yeah, material already covered (and apparently captured to your harddrive, freak)
ESC: it's so when you find happiness, I will have PROOF THAT I WAS RIGHT!
ESC: AND...pandas are cool
Gloomygus : Do I have to die alone and happy to be right?
ESC: ummm...maybe
ESC: alone and unhappy works too
ESC: unless you're unhappy because your wife of 50 years passed before you
ESC: then I still win
Gloomygus : Married 50 years? I've got maybe another 35 on this ticker before I'll need a new one.
ESC: please, in 35 years they'll just grow you a cloned heart
ESC: FROM A PANDA!
ESC: would a NINJA give you a cloned heart?
ESC: I DON'T THINK SO
ESC: HA!
ESC: don't have a comeback for THAT one, DO YOU MR GLOOMYPANTS???
Gloomygus : No. You got me there. Cloned panda hearts...make sure I write that down correctly.
ESC: yeah...that's what I THOUGHT!
ESC: and yes, you can SO BLOG THAT
ESC: and if you don't...I might
Gloomygus : Maybe you had better. I haven't entirely "embraced the panda" yet and wouldn't do it justice.
ESC: what if they were ninja pandas?
Gloomygus : Oh, I'm definitely going to pass out now...
ESC: are you laughing at me????
Gloomygus : No wait, that was passing gas...
ESC: uh huh
ESC: 'cause I will TOTALLY clone some Evil Ninja Pandas to come KICK YOUR ASS
Gloomygus : Good luck training them to throw stars WITHOUT OPPOSABLE THUMBS!
ESC: I'M A GENETICIST!
ESC: I CAN GIVE THEM OPPOSABLE THUMBS!
Gloomygus : Yeah, not too worried about that, having read your blog
ESC: ok, now I hate you
Gloomygus : Oh Regis...you know I'm just teasing you.