Girl Scout Cookies: the tools of Satan 

The cookies came in today. Usually I successfully avoid buying them at all, using a tactic I call "lying right in the faces of adorable little girls"

little girl: "would you wike to buy some girw scowt cookies"

me: "no thanks, I already bought them from someone else"

HAHAHAHAHA! Suck it, little girl!

But this year the daughter of someone in our lab was selling. Damn. I couldn't avoid it. I bought...3 boxes.

Samoas - I'm keeping them in my desk in the lab for sugar crashing emergencies

Thin Mints - which I'm fuffing if fy face right nowf.

Do-si-does- PB cookies for Kev

DAMN YOU, GREEN FROCKED DEMON SPAWN!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR EVIL COOKIES!!!!

mmm....*stuff stuff*...thinnnn minnnnts....

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