Sunday, January 30, 2005
Why he still loves me, I will never know...
Last night/Very very early this morning
// ranted by evilsciencechick @ 1/30/2005 06:58:00 PM
"zzzzz...hmmph?"
"mmm?"
"the power's out" (he says I yelled this, I dont' think I did)
"mmm....need a flashlight?"
"no"
he rolls over and spoons me. *poke poke*
"uh huh"
"heh heh"
hmm..I really have to pee, but I'm comfy and it's really dark. i'll hold it.
snuggle deeper into the covers.
"mmmm..zzzzzz"
(maybe 20 minutes later)
dammit, I REALLY have to pee now. all I can think about. pee pee pee...peeeeeeeeee....dammit. i can't even see the bathroom from here. why is it so dark? why haven't my eyes adjusted???
"zzzz...wha?"
"I have to pee. the power is still off"
"need a flashlight?"
peer at the pitch blackness of the space between the bed and the bathroom. i can probaby find the bathroom without a problem, but can I pee in the pitch black...half asleep?
"do you have one over there?"
"no"
"you bought a thousand of those flashlights, why don't you have one over there?"
"well YOU didn't grab one for your side, did you?"
"that's not the point. I need a flashlight, it's too dark to pee"
grumble grumble...out of bed...shuffle shuffle...
*THUNK!*
"watch out for the laundry basket!"
grumble mumble
light! shone in from the dining room from flashlight
I make my way to the bathroom and pee in near darkness, just as I finish...
*click!*
*whooooosh!* (furnace)
"power's back on!"
"uh huh"
"too bad I didn't wait another minute to pee...you wouldn't have had to get up!"
grumble grumble
"love you!"
grumble " 'v you" grumble
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"mmm?"
"the power's out" (he says I yelled this, I dont' think I did)
"mmm....need a flashlight?"
"no"
he rolls over and spoons me. *poke poke*
"uh huh"
"heh heh"
hmm..I really have to pee, but I'm comfy and it's really dark. i'll hold it.
snuggle deeper into the covers.
"mmmm..zzzzzz"
(maybe 20 minutes later)
dammit, I REALLY have to pee now. all I can think about. pee pee pee...peeeeeeeeee....dammit. i can't even see the bathroom from here. why is it so dark? why haven't my eyes adjusted???
"zzzz...wha?"
"I have to pee. the power is still off"
"need a flashlight?"
peer at the pitch blackness of the space between the bed and the bathroom. i can probaby find the bathroom without a problem, but can I pee in the pitch black...half asleep?
"do you have one over there?"
"no"
"you bought a thousand of those flashlights, why don't you have one over there?"
"well YOU didn't grab one for your side, did you?"
"that's not the point. I need a flashlight, it's too dark to pee"
grumble grumble...out of bed...shuffle shuffle...
*THUNK!*
"watch out for the laundry basket!"
grumble mumble
light! shone in from the dining room from flashlight
I make my way to the bathroom and pee in near darkness, just as I finish...
*click!*
*whooooosh!* (furnace)
"power's back on!"
"uh huh"
"too bad I didn't wait another minute to pee...you wouldn't have had to get up!"
grumble grumble
"love you!"
grumble " 'v you" grumble
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
