We watched the olympic opening ceremonies tonight. Every olympics I get a refresher course in geography. I've never heard of 75% of the countries represented.
I noticed that all the people pointed out as being swimmers were super hot. Almost unnaturally so. All the wrestlers were ugly. Huh.
Brazil had the ugliest outfits.
K pointed out that the big olympic torch looks like a joint. Whoa. Dude. It TOTALLY does!
I'm sick of Bob Costas already, and it's only the first night!
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