Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Can I get an "amen," sistas? 

Why is it that the paper robe that you have to put on when you go in for your fun "yearly" checkup is one size fits all, but the little plastic "belt" is 10 inches long? Who is the brainchild behind that particular torture? As if the exam itself is not uncomfortable enough!!!!

I'm going to design a loose fitting COMFORTABLE robe that women can wear to these appointments. I will make MILLIONS!!!

Also, the Dr. freaked when she saw my skin. ESC will now be taking steriods until I stop looking like a plague victim. INFORM THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE! ESC IS ON STERIODS!