This site is satire, but probably not too far off the mark as far as psycho conservative churches go.
K liked it especially. He grew up in an independent baptist church (for those of you who don't know, the independent baptist churches are formed by people who feel that the southern baptist church is waaaaaaaaaaay too liberal). He left after the church decided to "call him up" in front of the congregation, to reprimand him for getting caught with his girlfriend at the time (sneaking into her bedroom, the bad boy!), after her father had forbid him to see her. Fortunately, he left before they got the chance to do so, and is now a proud non-practicing baptist, who occasionally gets dragged to presbyterian church to hear me sing. He suffers it well :)
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