thief! 

All I'm craving right now is one of my Thomas bagels, toasted in the breakroom toaster, and then a nice thin layer of cream cheese spread on.

so what's the problem?

SOMEONE STOLE MY CREAM CHEESE OUT OF THE BREAKROOM FRIDGE!!!

There's no possible way they could have not known it was mine - my initials were all over it in black sharpie.

I WANT MY CREAM CHEESE BACK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

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