Do you doubt that I went to a freak show of a high school? DO YOU DOUBT ME????
Even after super-fertile Kurt
impregnated his wife with double twins?
Well...let me assure you...THE FREAK SHOW DOESN'T END THERE!!!!
Have you heard about
shower jesus? It's for real, here's the
ebay link.
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THAT GUY, TOO! He GREW UP DOWN THE STREET FROM ME!
His mom taught english at my high school.
And Jeff??? WAS A JERK! Seriously. An egotistical jerk. (what I believe the English refer to as a "wanker").
His mom, however, is a sweetheart.
But still, Jesus should NOT be appearing to such a jerk....though maybe he's a reformed jerk. Still...look at the bidding! HE'S GOING TO BE A REFORMED RICH JERK!
In the lab, we've been speculating on what he was DOING in the shower to make Jesus appear. Bwahahahaha! Jeff, look! You made Jesus cry!!!
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