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Friday, June 10, 2005


ESC is sick and tired of her project 

Today is not a good day. Bleah.

Bleah bleah bleah.

But it is friday, and I will cope. In the mean time, here is a fun thing called Googlism that I got from Brighton. Below are some of my favorites. I used my real name, but replaced it with ESC to avoid any unfortunately family googles. Yeah, I'm paranoid about that sort of thing.

ESC is a stud monkey
ESC is synonymous with greed and jealousy
ESC is forced to pit for sheet metal repair around the grill opening
ESC is congenial
ESC is not only an inspired and leading scientist
ESC is winning battle of the posters
ESC is dismissive of the notion that psychedelic drugs can provide genuine mystical illumination ESC is firmly on the other side of the farmyard fence
ESC is hypnotized and gets angry
ESC is clandestinely digging amid a ring of stones and she sees lachlan teetering on the brink of a cliff
ESC is a peripatetic historian
ESC is of counsel to the buffalo
ESC is very quick handed
ESC is essentially an oedipal monster and hysteric
ESC is a powerful vocal force to be reckoned with
ESC is definitly the snake in this garden
ESC is on a mission to save whales
ESC is ensconced in her bedroom
ESC is just a precocious little prankster
ESC is maintaining in her mind
ESC is facing the death penalty for espionage
ESC is the president and ceo of the futurework institute
ESC is out of touch with reality in terms of how the tax office operates in 1995
ESC is to have this one basic right
ESC is a precocious young girl who starts behaving strangely
ESC is not all serious
ESC is annoyed by clayton's presence
ESC is overwhelming
ESC is always on duty and often makes house calls
ESC is pissing on the collective carpet
ESC is found in someone like you
ESC is found in black knight
ESC is not only an inspired and leading scientist
ESC is lukewarm at best
ESC is an idiot


my personal favorite is the "ESC is dismissive of the notion that psychedelic drugs can provide genuine mystical illumination." Also, it's very educational, as I learned what "peripatetic" means. We strive to educate our readers here at "...but mostly rants." and by "we" I mean me and the evil monkey that lives in my closet.







He wasn't always evil.

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