Sign on Ace Hardware store on Ponce:
"BEST SELECTION OF LEGAL HERBS IN ATLANTA"
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Sammich alert
saw kelly ripa on letterman. good lord, she's got a six pack between her boobies...what's left of them. and that ain't right. please, kelly, have a sammich.
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Whine alert
I have a canker sore on the inside of my lower lip....and it HUUUURRRRRTTTSSS!!!!
To the inventor of Kanka: I love you, and want to bear your children.
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Further adventures of living together
scene: both of us on the couch, I just got back from choir practiceKev: I have a craving....for puuuddin'
Me: really? you want me to make you some pudding?
Kev: I'm kind of full.
Me: you know, I have a whole stack of instant pudding in there, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO is mix it with milk and mmmfmmfmmmmmmf mfmmfmmfmf mfmfmmmfmfmmmm...
his hand over my mouth...and you can have pudding ANY TIME you mmmfmfmffff...
...do you really want pudding?
Kev: I do, but I'm too full. So I shouldn't.
later that night. watching TV in bedMe leaning over to him: I want smoochies (
note: yes...we're that cutesy...SHUT UP!)Kev: I don't know...I didn't get any puddin' tonight...
Me: YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT ANY!!!
Kev: Don't you know that when I say "no" I really mean "yes"?
Me: What are you, a girl?
Kev: that's it. no smoochies.
Me: gah!
tickling ensues, ending with smoochies. I always get my smoochies.and yes, later that night, made pudding for us for lunch today.
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